[hangs head in disappointment]

I'm fine with that!

I swear to God if the finale is a shot-by-shot remake of the Breaking Bad finale… NOW THIS HAS TO HAPPEN

Holy shit this is the "Ozymondius" of sitcom episodes HOW IS THIS SHIT GOING TO END

Isn't she Mickey Rooney's age by now?

I hope this one gets into the Crichterion Collection!

Oh cool, so the AV Club comments section is finally a mirror of the real world? We did it, we won, I'll never have to see another video on Facebook with the caption "BILL MAHER DESTROYS THIS DUMPSTER CUM SLUT" on Facebook ever again!

When it comes to criticizing smug white men like Bill O'Reilly, the left doesn't have a leg to stand on until we all unite as one and put Bill Maher six feet under the ground.

Excuse me, the song is "Teenage Wasteland".

[goes to Instagram and searches #streetphotography]

[James Comey tweets about the Clinton investigation right at the last minute]

I'm 28, which thanks to my incredibly poor company provided HMO plan is basically the new 40.

Maybe they can quit the streaming music biz now that Trump is bringing back coal mining jobs.

I mean, basically what's happening in this conversation is:

Because my Grateful Dead CD collection literally wouldn't fit in my car.

I may be dumb and have no taste, but… what was the third thing?

This is the reason I went with Apple Music. If something's not on their streaming catalog, I can upload my personal copy to their cloud and then I have it everywhere.

Why don't you listen to deez 'ere nuts!

If you don't like him I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but Jay-Z ain't one.

Nooooooo