LA, huh…?

Oh hey look, it's that guy everybody hates.

If there's one thing that I learned from watching the first half of the MC Hammer Behind the Music, it's that money never runs out!

HEY IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE SHOULD BE A UNION OF CAB DRIVERS FOR JUST THIS KINDA THING

I don't ride in cabs that often, but I like that Lyft lets you tip in app so that's the one that I've always used. If I ever get a fare that's $10-$15, I'll usually tip 100%, 'cause I know it's not fair/possible for the drivers to live off fares that low.

If true: thanks, Obama!

You got that fuckin' right. There ain't shit to do once you're past security.

I live maybe 10 minutes from the airport, get on the 105 at the Prairie Ave entrance and it goes right there, and I usually book my flights for non-commuting hours so I never hit traffic going West. Obviously if you have to take the 405 down or up, you're fucked, and the PCH is always a nightmare no matter what.

Maybe I've been ridiculously lucky, but I've never had a problem taking off or landing at LAX.

I've been here! It's pretty sweet! Their security is really strict, though. That one episode of Love pretty much nailed it.

That's a good ass album though!

"When was the last time we saw a Klan member blow up infidels?"

Shut the fuck up.

Remember Kevin Smith? He's back, in Pog form!

Oh come on now, did anybody actually expect this to happen? This is about as unlikely as The Smiths getting back together, or Peter Hook rejoining New Order.

Rand Paul went on record this morning saying that he thinks House Republicans shouldn't "waste time" investigating other Republicans, and that the Matt Flynn thing is done and done.

AV Club turned into Guy Fieri Presents InfoWars so slowly that I didn't even notice!

Meat Loaf needs work.

So I guess his aim is to step in and save every languid or previously failed project that's been thrashing around Hollywood for the past 30 years?

Well if I told you, you'd never learn!