Whoa, Star Wars is a movie now? I'm just familiar with the novels, cartoons, toys, video games, posters, figurines, action figures, comic books, and Christmas special.

Did they refreeze his head in Carbonite after the merger announcement?

"Who's signing the check? Yeah, sure, then that guy's right."

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And The Tree of Life took over five years to get from shooting to the screen. Your point?

Imagine Entertainment: Imagine a world where the prequels never existed.

Yes, we're all excited for The Ver…ger?

Creed is actually about ethics in sports journalism.

You're three hours late!

Is it Star Wars articles only?

Hey man, you don't know luxury until you catch a 10 AM Sunday morning movie screening. Empty theater, $5 ticket. Then you go watch some football at the bar! That's how you do it!

So, am I the only person who's gonna wait a couple weeks after the debut before seeing this? As much as I loved the new Mad Max, the fanboy audience slightly irritated me. I think it'll only be a million times worse for a Star Wars movie.

What is this shit where I have to open a whole new window to see the comments? I won't stand for this!

[in before "Oh no, Promotheus!"]

Maybe this is the approach I need to take with my experimental short films… THEN PEOPLE WILL PAY ATTENTION!

I'm normally thinking "Fuck those assholes." about everyone doing everything.

Yes, before Star Wars broke his spirit. I swear to god that series aged him by 20 years.

Damn, it's like the Manifest Destiny of cable networks!

It's shite being Floridian!

It's on Netflix too, dawg.