Who’s the best back-seat driver, tho?

Thanks for sharing. You’ve got to be pretty strong to cope with such fear and uncertainty.

On the first day of Xmas, IHOP gave to me, a case of diabetes

He knows when you’ve been over eating.

I have a theory that the end of democracy is when the rich buy all of the news media (radio, print, TV, and major internet sites), turn off the comments, and fire all writers who don’t tow the line. Then we have the same culture as Russia, China, and the Middle East.

Hey, this is the Republicans’ plan, too!

If the dingleberry that owns Gawker.com doesn’t pounce on this chance to reboot it, then there is no hope for the internet.

STICK TO POOPBALLS!!!!

Yeah, this was a hatchet job. Need to quiet anyone that isn’t willing to stick to the narrative, after all, and we’re rounding the corner towards the real election year.

From the desk of Jim Spanfeller: “When you post my picture, everyone must focus 100% of their focus on comparing me to poopballs. That will be our sole focus. We will only write about poopballs and that which is relevant to poopballs in some way.”

it’s ridiculous. he’s like a cartoon villain. the unrest and unhappiness just OOZES out of every picture.

Evil really does have a face, doesn’t it? You just can’t fake those eyebrows.

I will forever associate this face with poopballs.

Must suck to be the blogger at Jezebel on THIS night.

Fuck these motherfuckers.

So is Great Hills Partners a real company or is this some shell game bullshit?

There’s a rumor this particular species of toad has the most delicious liver of all. Hurry, someone catch it and shove a tube down its throat! it’s force-feedin time!!

I wonder if crafty chefs can get around the fois gras ban by using something other than ducks. there’s a rumor that corporate toad liver is even more delicious. They still have to cram a tube down their throat and force feed the toads, but for many I think it would be a more ethically sound choice.

Stick to sports bikes.

No one gives a fuck, Stick to politics!