This was a great article, but I really hope it wasn’t a response to “less politics, more girly thing, like makeup!”

I just love that it’s the same trash company that tried arguing that I wasn’t hurt using a photo of me wedged into a Cayman frunk that was taken before their insured driver hit me. (I think they even found it on OppositeLock!)

I believe it was Esther Wang:

But Pauly, what do I know about running a blog network....

Star.

Wasnt there a writer on here defending vaping? 

:(

Money guys seek out and destroy the lefty voices, because...capitalism?

Also, The Takeout needs to stick to sprouts

I mean... 

Die Hard And Stick To Sports?

It's dead as we know it. I'm not holding my breath. 

What is happening to all my great commenting sites?! I’m scared.

Yup. They’re why we can’t have nice things. I was going to call them vampire squids but that’s really an insult to actual vampire squids which are very cool looking and neither vampires nor squids.

Breaking things apart to sell the pieces of the carcass is a business model in private equity, so perhaps.

I was wondering if the sports edict was an early step in preparations to sell it off to sports type place. Which I’m sure would go as wall as bringing the AV club over here did. 

Stick to *checks notes* “sprouts.”

But what is a “sport” anyway? It’s so confining to declare it only applies to games that involve balls.

The mashup will be “Food at Drive-In Movies: A Panel Discussion hosted by Jason Torchinsky”

Totally unrelated, but when is The Takeout going to Stick to Food Drafts I Can’t Stop Reading Because OMG Why Is It So Hard To Not Obsess Over These Drafts Sports?