I do, too, but my manager (he was new) insisted.  I told him I’m going to do my absolute best to make him look foolish.  He said, “so long as you’re there....”

Let’s take that offline and effort it at a later date.

And your comments have just the biggest audiences. Very big. Huge amounts of audience for your comments.

Well Donny Boy, you’re now threatening people with murder. Let’s keep those self incriminating statements coming you fucking orange clown.

I’ll be honest...I was thinking La Quinta at first...but wasn’t sure if they had conference rooms.

That’s not true.  They did muster talking points, which they then forwarded directly to House Democrats.

I make the best, most beautiful comments. The most commentest comments of all time. 

“La Quinta” is Spanish for “next to Denny’s”.

To be fair, “the box” is where he kept the severed heads of his detractors. 

I’m going to synergize the shit out of this paradigm....

I’m old enough to remember when Giuliani was widely respected for being the “tough guy” mayor who cleaned up New York and stood steadfast in response to 9/11.

You belong in the same Bad Place as the first guy to use the phrase “outside the box thinking”. Who, incidentally, was Idi Amin.

Trump is being undone by the incompetence of those around him. The Best People™

He reminds me of a motivational speaker we had that gave us the 16-nail puzzle as a “team building exercise”.[1]  When my team solved it, the speaker wanted to know how we figured it out.  I told him, “I had the rest of my team distract you while I googled the answer.  You know, teamwork.”

[1] Look it up online. You’re…

“No jail time!  Complete exonoration!”

The most important lesson that should be drawn here is that the Dems need to move fast and keep moving. This administration, and Trump in particular, has shown repeatedly that they do not do well under pressure and make boneheaded mistakes when they rush things. If Pelosi et al. give them time to circle the wagons and…

Meh, who cares. We’re going to probably be seeing a bunch of familiar faces pop up. It’s not like a sane person who hasn’t been involved with them already is going to pop up and say, “Now’s the time to hitch my wagon to this trainwreck”. That’s why Nunes is essentially leading the attack on the DNI, some of these…

Is he running out of people now so he's circling back? Next up rehiring Steve Bannon and Omarosa they probably need some more money and attention these days.

Dang, and here I thought an impeachment would go great for the president. Total exoneration. 

It’s a very G/O Media story. I’m never quite clear on which celebs warrant our positive attention and which ones deserve mocking around here.