thegentildouche
TheGentildouche
thegentildouche

We have a strange relationship in this country with “laws”.

I don’t feel bad for that guy. 

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If some burglar comes into your house wielding a gun and you come across them before they take your TV?

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OK - Lending a friend a firearm when you’re together at the range or going hunting.

Crenshaw promptly responded to AOC’s tweet by shooting her in the break room.

They got their fast, too!

+1 Oprah

A cult becomes an official religion when it progresses from killing its members to killing non-members.

Both of these people are explaining phenomena using the concept of mysterious forces that can be channeled with the aid of their particular wisdom and leadership.

When you are born again, you want everybody to feel your rapture. And if they don’t get on board, they get the hammer.

And yet, the Toronto Raptors won the NBA title this season.

“But with a proper Christian upbringing, they wouldn’t feel a need to resort to guns. They’d crucify their victims **with electrodes, and shock and awe bombs**instead…”

+1 Mike Pence.

Is that...is that William Shatner up there in the corner?

If it (religions) ever stopped with, “Hey, we believe in this Sky Fairy Concept and that’s that!”, then Mr. Evil Gentildouche would say, Live and let live, homey. Do your thing, and sing your songs. Praise be!

It’s tradition!

Magnifique!

If Jesus came today and started preaching peace and love and meek inheriting the Earth, Messiah Dude would be immediately waterboarded.

Do you want more OKC bombings?

I REBUKE YOU SATAN DUDEBRA.