There is truth in art.

This falls in the realm of a disputed debt. If Trump stayed on script, the govt paid. He didn’t, made it a campaign speech - which means his campaign is responsible for ALL expenses, including travel and security. If you are concerned, you just need to contact the FEC register a complaint. They have teeth, and do…

THAT GOLDEN TABLET THING IS REAL, YOU HERETIC.

First, it cracks me up the way the LDS website linked by Jack Medulla commenter above uses the ironic quotation marks around, “rules”.

I’m not trolling, and I really want to pursue this.

::raises hand slowly::

I mean, usually they use independent contractors for the puppy stomping, but labor law is pretty firm on the rest of this, sure.

Sprite! It’s Mormon refreshing!

The Prophet Joseph Smith received the Word of Wisdom as a revelation from God in 1833. Today, the Word of Wisdom is recorded in a book of scripture called the Doctrine and Covenants (see D&C 89, section heading).

Sadly, God is not going to ruin Trump.

It’s a dirty world, this here America, my friend.

In the months since taking over, G/O Media has also not been afraid to drastically change how the former Gawker websites look and feel. The company has clogged the mobile versions of its sites with display ads, suggested brand-new website taglines, and on several occasions seemed to suggest shaping coverage in a way…

Sorry, P. Just riffing.

The actions of Trump are not the desires of the vast majority of people in our country.

They were smoking American mythology.

Good thing Trump sold them some weapons, huh?

9-11, The Musical!

We are a deeply unserious and corrupt country with strange traditions of selecting our leaders, and administering power.

Same with Trump.