thegentildouche
TheGentildouche
thegentildouche

Daa-a-aaadd!

mango, honest query.

In fairness, Christianity is absurd.

Holy shit!

Dial it down *Dawn* a notch, guys.

Greenlit.

I mean I learned on Jezebel today that “folks” is MAGA talk, so here we are.

“Folks” is MAGA talk now.

The key word is cult of personality, yeah?

This is exactly my point.

“Ha ha, good one! Come on Iowa corn poll...please, let’s be serious...

In the Burger King world, it’s actually “fry duty” or if the violation is severe, “lettuce duty”.

Dear Shep McCallister and Ana Suarez,

Dear Shep McCallister and Ana Suarez,

Dear Chelsea,

Dear Chelsea,

Why do we insist on making heroes out of people? Why can’t people just settle for being “decent”? Why do they have to go all the way to “holy”? Because right away, that’s getting into some fucked up, dishonest territory.

We have a very strange process with very strange customs for electing our leaders.

Shall I glean from The Big Lebowski meme that it is difficult for you to accept that our mainstream media seems to always beat the drum for whatever war of choice Americaland is contemplating?

Oh, I think I got you here.

“Daddy has no love to give, Junior. Daddy is a narcissist. You will never catch enough big fish, or squat enough weight with shitty form to earn his approval. I’m sorry, Don, I know this is painful to deal with.