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“If you pass the ball more than twice, the Rockets are in trouble.”

So pretty much a new team?

I’m going to go home and hope that no more Plumlees got into my attic.

I’m going to watch a sous chef ski.

C’mon, Tim, everyone knows that the Lakers don’t have souls.

“If this gets Grunfeld fired, it’ll be worth it.” —what I say to myself after every Wizards game.

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A great preview of how Trump and Cruz will eventually decide the 2016 GOP nominee.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

A great moment in dick history.

“Trading a dollar for a handful of nickels provides you with valuable metal not flimsy paper!” - some goddamned person with the 76ers.

He’s unguardable right now. Curry is unguardable, it just doesn’t matter. It’s spectacular to watch.

ESPN’s NBA landing page during the game:

As a Spurs fan, I watched this with all the horror of the Foley family watching a handcuffed Mick get his head caved by in The Rock. I know it’s one road game in January and without Timmy shoring up the post, but man....tonight was not a good omen.

I really wanted to be hyped for this game, but we had years of evidence that Pop was never going to take tonight that seriously. They’re too close to say that they’re conceding the one seed, but Pop wasn’t gonna expend much effort fighting too hard for it.

To be fair, Ricky Rubio does incredible things every night as well. I mean did you ever think it was possible to shatter a backboard from a bricked 20 foot jump shot?

Remember that time the Timberwolves took a point guard not named “Stephen Curry”?