Your dedication to solving this mystery is inspiring to journalists everywhere. In fifteen years, I fully expect a movie about your work to win the Oscar for best picture.

Do you post on The Twitter? Because this is A+ material. Shame to confine your wit entirely to Deadspin comments-land.

A million times this.

Look. I don't care that much. I'm a Packers fan, so basically my team wet themselves worse than newborn infants last week. And frankly, how many of the Seahawks are on 'roids, which is a worse form of cheating? No one has clean hands, and I could care less.

But unfortunately for Pats fans, their interpretation has a…

This analysis is weak sauce. They're giving high fives to each other for bringing the significance down from 1 in 16233.77. to 1 in 297? I mean, that's good, but they are borderline dissembling by not making it very clear that 1 in 297 is still a significance level the average researcher would sell their first-born…