Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Genuinely happy for David West. He took a 90+% paycut for the opportunity to hoop like this. Looks like he's having fun.

There was an absurd possession late in the game against the Clippers, much like this one, where there were over a dozen passes and about a half-dozen open jumpers they passed up and they wound up with an easy layup because they completely discombobulated the D. They put on goddamn offensive clinics these last few…

How much of it is dedicated to him getting pissed off at Keith Van Horn?

You’re hurting your family with this post.

This take is so hot, if someone hooked it up to a steam turbine it could power China for a decade.

My SAT scores?

Seems like it’s a done deal.

“If I knew you could pass to yourself, I’d have led the fucking league in assists every season.”

Still a better defender than James Harden.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

I think he died in a fight with Cassius Clay.

I remember the University of Cincinnati having a basketball player named Jihad Mohammed. Then there’s NBA players Hedo Turkoglu, Najr Mohammed, Hakeem Olajuwon, Manute Bol, Kareem Abdul Jabar, and some others. I don’t know what sports he’s been watching.

Trump followed that up by saying he wanted to make America as great as those UCLA Basketball teams from the 1960s, he just couldn’t remember what happened to that Alcindor kid.

Is there any difference at this point between the Zenith and the Nadir of Billspin?

I may regret this....explain.

If I or the AI did this in NBA2K16, Id go into options and fiddle with the sliders for a more realistic game. This is fucking ridiculous.

One of the interesting things about LeBron’s career arc is that he came into the league idolizing Jordan, but at some point realized that Jordan is a complete asshole, and seems to have slowly distanced himself from him.

I like how they are no longer even pretending that “redskins” isn’t offensive and are now going down the “everyone else does it!” route. Good luck with that!