As Friday afternoon dumps go, this is pretty heavy.

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

There are some things you just can't fight. He's six foot four and full of muscle. It would be unnatural if Dellavedova’s handshake didn’t come from and land down under.

He needs a tailor.

Reading any Twitter feed with “FOP” in the name is really hilarious until you remember that these people are charged with enforcing the law.

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

Considering the cops arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest yesterday, it seems clear they want to make sure there are no witnesses to any of their actions. Their arrest of Kevin Moore was pure intimidation, plain and simple. Cops are pissed right now that 6 of their own are being charged.

Gets paid a million dollars for every IQ point

The card he reads from has the draft picks names spelled phonetically so he doesn’t screw it up. Seriously, he is the worst.

You missed the part about how Dick Cheney used Miller’s article to say, “it isn’t just us that think there are WMDs, even the liberal New York Times thinks so.” Of course he left out that he and his minions essentially wrote Miller’s piece for her. We only found that out years later.

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

Nah, its more because we’ve spent too many years typing “God this team sucks” over and over and over and over again. We’ve gotten REALLY good at it.

Those 5.6 errors per 100 words from the Jets fans largely come from referring to the organization as a professional football team.

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

I felt bad typing that, BM. Worse reading it. But it belongs to the angels now...

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.

All those years of getting yelled at by Russell Westbrook really numbed Sefolosha’s reaction time to requests from authority figures.

If only she were an elected official and could actually impact some legislation that would fix this problem...

was that last paragraph a tweet by mcnabb?

It fills me with joy to see Cyndi Lauper and Big Bird on the same stage after their decades long blood feud.