Adam Reed now refuses to do car ad product-placement in his shows because Scion screwed him over so badly with Frisky Dingo.

Sr. was navy, Jr. was Airforce and Hill is currently ANG. So I’m not really surprised. I think the point of the original T-38 purchase was so they could train with a jet pilot (who they now employ full-time I believe).

Wait, it’s NOT always sunny in philadelphia?

I wanna meet the marketing genius who figured out how to market this as something OTHER than a glowing blue butt plug.

I used to work at an aftermarket Vette shop here in Dallas. After the work was done we would always clean the engine and covers by spraying them down with carb cleaner. While cleaning one vehicle I decided to do some closer inspection to be sure everything was clean and, upon seeing some dirt promptly hosed it down…

It needs an intercooler hanging out the front

and poland builds some DAMN good AK variants.

Before Holodomor, Ukraine was know as, “The Breadbasket of Europe.” It was one of the few parts of the soviet union that could effectively grow large quantities of food. Ethnic Ukrainians STILL hate the Russians and want nothing to do with Putin. The Ukrainians who do was to be part of Russia are the children and…

Actually, they were shot from above.

What is the pussy magnetism rating?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the Henny...

OBVIOUSLY this whole situation was engineered to increase web traffic at foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com!!!
I’m willing to bet Tyler used his spy satellite to hack the GPS systems on the boats and divert them to the wrong location, hell the Iranians are probably in on it.
Also, jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

you know, fuck it...
here’s the link to the fortune article

You should REALLY look into the story behind the T-38 that hangs in the window of the Frontiers of Flight Museum in Dallas.

I’m confused, if you’ve seen “way too many,” why did you keep watching them after you found one or two of them unsettling?

If they had been able to recover the pilots alive it would be less of an issue, but the Turkmen shooting them out of the sky makes the outlook pretty bleak. Although one can’t really be too pissed at the Turkmen for doing so since they have been bombed by such pilots, and russia’s failure to use smart munitions means…

jalopnik should’ve had tyler doa write-up on foxtrot alpha, that guy knows his shit.

i swear i thought that’s what those said for like 2 weeks when i started seeing them. when i realized what they actually said i just thought, “this is fucking Dallas, the only salt around here is on the fucking restaurant tables.”