Hey Iger: Disney Afternoon or GTFO.

Routine from Steven Wilson’s Hand. Cannot. Erase. It’s way too relevant in this age of mass shootings, and way too affecting to listen more than maybe once a year. There’s also a music video with Tim Burton-esque stop motion animation that pushes the tears over the top.

Oh lord. They made ANOTHER one of these? The last one was so boring... so boring! I would have played my PSP to pass the time, but evidently that’s frowned upon in theaters. The usher seemed to think so, anyway.

We didn’t get that either.

Evidently they doctored the video to make it look like Acosta was taking a swipe at the intern, possibly after fantasizing about his “sweet, sweet cans.” Also, Sarah Huck-a-fuck-a-suckabee either doesn’t care that this stunt will get journalists killed by Trump’s troglodyte followers, or is quite intentionally committi…

Geez, look at poor John Goodman. He’s all wrinkles and eyebrows now.

(plays the world’s smallest violin)

He really is... all that.

It’s a stretch to SAY that he’s a genius.

South Park owes an apology to gay fish everywhere.

(sigh) Yeah.

Yes. But barely. Kind of an early predecessor to Agent Cody Banks, right?

This was fun to read! Thanks!

Strong maternal instinct, I guess?

Gotta disagree. People complained about the pacing and the long gaps between jokes, but there was still plenty of humor to be had, and to me at least, the show felt breezy the whole way through. Was it perfect? No, but I’d say it was more entertaining than The Simpsons pilot... maybe even more than Futurama’s first…

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Agreed. It’s pretty good, but at least the animation director went on to do the more successful Kim Possible!

What do we have to do to get Mel Brooks back on the right track? It’s been wall to wall duds from him since Life Stinks.

Yeah, but I thought Jason liked his hot side hot and his cold side cold!

Well, there’s Mastodon! But nobody wants to use Mastodon! It’s like throwing your comments down a hole. Or into a black hole.