In light of his recent fall from grace, can I just say that Charlie Rose is the most boring man on television? Like, you can’t drive or operate heavy machinery for two hours after you’ve watched his show. Good thing it was on at night.

(does the Mario)

I do wonder if Whoopi still holds a grudge against The Simpsons for suggesting that she was so ugly even a bottomless pit couldn’t stomach a picture of her naked.

So I guess Weird Al’s got his villain for UHF 2, huh?

Chris Plummer, huh? Amazing he had any free time after replacing every actor in Hollywood accused of sexual harassment.

Was Josh Groban one of the guest hosts on Kelly Ripa’s show before Strayhan became the permanent (using the term loosely) host? I liked him. Don’t have any interest in his music but he’s got a charming personality.

(somewhere a hillbilly’s skin is melting off his bones)

Amazing how quickly he plays the victim in a fight after being the instigator. He wanted to be “friends” with Kim Jong Un? Didn’t he threaten nuclear war with him a month ago?

To eat a Papa John’s pizza is to not enjoy it.

I don’t think it gets more terrible than the image of him on the golf course with a huge splotch of shart on the back of his pants. And I saw that HERE.

Cloaca, man. How else would he lay eggs?

And like Luigi himself, it stays up longer.

Wow, that’s incredibles! I mean, incredible!

And her brother runs a no-kill animal shelter, heh.

No. I didn’t even know what that was until I looked it up. Admittedly, though, it’s kind of an obvious observation.

I have had it. As a child. Didn’t really enjoy the thought of eating a food item that can taste you back.

Wow, that’s classic Carrie Fisher for sure. Hilarious line!

NOW I did. THANKS. >:(