Atomic-powered sex cheetah and potato-powered sex sloth sounds like a battle of the bands concert that totally needs to happen.

Alternative strategy: “I couldn’t use this bathroom over here, there’s BEARS IN THERE.” If you want DeVos to hear you, you have to throw BEARS into the goddamn mix. This is the fucking insane bullshit we’re in right now.

Go into any bathroom you think appropriate. When they confront you about using incorrect gender facilities, ask how they know. If they can answer that, call law enforcement and charge them with pedophilia. Problem solved.

I completely forgot about bayonetta 2 coming out on switch this week. HEY, I’M NOT FROTHING AT THE MOUTH, YOU ARE

Wow, man, I don’t know. Telling your partner, who has had a hysterectomy, that your thing is acting like you got them pregnant is incredibly shitty. At best that guy is dumb as hell, at worst he’s getting off on bringing up past trauma.

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

Yeah, but this game was developed by only 4 people, one of which was a musician. And it was their first game.

This is our punishment for nuking Japan twice.

It’s a combination of that and psychological techniques designed to remove agency from the victim.

Oh no!

And you may or may not lack empathy. But you do, so you’re a jerk. :P

OK, no one is “asking for it” nor should that ever be an excuse for deplorable behavior. However, let’s also not stick our head in the sand and play dumb. Sex sells and, yeah, sometimes streamers are intentionally using that to gain viewers.

The fucker mocked a suicide victim.

I prefer to give women like this my attention.

After sex Earthbound? Might try that next time...my wife actually loves that game’s music! LOL

“Hmmmm I could do the thing my wife keeps nagging me about, or I could divorce her and try to find someone who is more accepting of whatever this issue is.....or I could murder her and literally take away her life. Yeah, I’ll go for the last one.” Arghh.

I pay all of the living expenses for my gf and I to live together. She makes way less money than me and needs everything for student loans. It’s not that uncommon.

If you think that is normal, you need better taste in girlfriends.

Roy Moore didn’t want to go anyways; there’s a local high school game that same night.