I just had a friend tell me she’d been seeing a coworker behind her boyfriends back for the last six months and “had to tell someone”.

Best summation of the response, complete with obligatory profanity. Well played good shieldbreaker, well played.

It’s insight, if you don’t know any cutters or never read up on it, you wouldn’t know the relevance. Consider yourself enlightened, and don’t beat yourself up over it :)

Well we can start hoping for an alien invasion, (The e.t. kind...)

I can in fact verify you shouldn’t, because I was dumb enough to try...

At least you apologized and owned up to it.

Fine, you don’t like tattoos. Good for you.

Thank you for intelligently wording something I am pretty sure I can only sum up in “Ew ew ew ew ew ew eeeew!”

One of my regular clients likes to always end everything in “...”

You are a much braver soul....

I think the Rock would be the most out of left field, alongside Terry Crews.

I honestly believe you need to apply a power drill to the part of the brain that knows this is wrong in order to start understanding these idiots.

Agreed, someone successfully angered Lin-Manuel. I honestly didn’t think that man knew how to be angry....it’s like watching Mr Rogers give someone a verbal beatdown.

oops, I made this shot before I realized someone did it already, sorry!

An irate ferret has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our cheeto in chief. We are so screwed!

For Health and Safety, we moved over to the KFC instead.

So horrible, yet accurate and kinda funny...

I’m not sure how useful this is for you, but I had a similar issue. My phone would lag when I scroll and randomly crashed apps. I did the itunes repair and installed a fresh copy of ios11 and it seems to be better...I hope...

I honestly wonder if it’s a a sense of duty to his country to try and help ride out the venerable nightmare Trumpenstein creates on a daily basis.

Don’t encourage DC, they’ll take it as a challenge to screw up.