See the previous child he invited into the states for treatment....flark this guy.

Darkest timeline....that’s all I got.

or MAGA

Pretty sure even weasels would be offended by being compared to these...sentient piles of...I honestly can’t figure out a name that does these jerks justice...sorry

As someone who has had to dig through pc’s to find files for friends guilty of this. Yuuup

Can we quit this planet now?

That’s what I’ve always wondered, do they actively search them out? Because there’s a productive use of time...

But how will people know if self-absorbed a-holes don’t like transgendered people if they don’t try to run them over.

Arkansas, we’re gonna out-Florida, Florida.

I’m pretty sure the embarrassment is crossing over to lemurs, chimpanzees and Capuchin monkeys. Most species added daily!

I’ve still wondered if what’s worse “Stupid evil” or “Smart evil”

I think we all have passed beyond the mockery point and now it’s just “take a thousand showers to get past the creepy scuzzy feeling” phase.

Hello nightmare fuel....

god I feel horrible for laughing at this...I’ll see myself out...

He’s a highlander! There can be only one!

As someone who has a horrible habit of overthinking which book to have today, do I want to start book x, or finish book y, or even dabble in book z. A kindle takes that neurosis out of play!

And lord cheeto is more concerned with voter fraud because no way he’s not more popular... Flark him

I’ll take death by robot over whatever fresh idiocy we get from the government

Downhill. Fast