thefunkmuppet
thefunkmuppet
thefunkmuppet

Hilarious.

“Hey kid, wanna try some EcoBoost?”

I just read a report earlier that said Ford is already planning to dig tunnels under the wall to get those cars out of Mexico. That way, they’ll avoid paying that tax because they are smart.

The condoms “it won’t baby”.

When you’re mom’s all like “I don’t want you buying a motorcycle Timmy, they’re not safe” and you buy one anyways, so she runs you over just to prove a point.

I think drivers hate all cyclists because of the few moronic cyclists they’ve encountered, and cyclists hate all drivers because of the few moronic drivers they’ve encountered. It’s like a confirmation bias.

Seriously. For every 1 inconsiderate cyclist I’ve encountered, I’ve seen 15 or 20 cyclists who follow the rules

I recently had to replace my back fender and wheel on my bike,because some asshole in a truck was angry that I stopped at a stop sign(something I legally must do, and held the “stop” hand signal for half a block before) and he rearended me so hard he crinkled the fender and sent me flying forward to the point where my

I think it’s insane how much you can spend on one! My husband did his first triathlon this summer, and bought a road bike that cost (in my opinion) an outrageous $1600. Then he got to the race and found out his bike was “like bringing a donkey to the Kentucky Derby.” He’s trying to sell his motorcycle so he can buy a

Me on a twisty backroad stuck behind the person following the “this turn speed limit is 15 mph” sign to a T. There never seems to be a place to pull over in these situations either.

Got stuck behind one of these for 10 seconds back in 2005, when my Mustang was only a week old...got a cracked windshield for it.

Anybody stuck behind one of these:

The guy in the Prius with a “Feel the Bern” sticker in Wyoming. Or, the guy rolling coal in his lifted pickup truck with a “Help Make America Great Again” sticker in San Francisco. Take your pick.

What I REALLY hate are the idiots that sit there and talk on their phone until JUST BEFORE the light goes red, and then they floor it through while the dozen cars behind get trapped at the red light.

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

Better yet, take his keys away Jesus.

Is Ford single-handedly trying to kill more people than all the other brands?

Jesus take the wheel for this fool

The first of many more videos to come ....

You Can Buy A Super Rare Koenigsegg CCX For Less Than A Mexican Beetle!

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.