.... okay?

Your introspection about you being someone else making a game that you aren't making is fascinating.

No one cares.

"because x" is lazy, shitty, memey, sloppy writing.

You aren't funny.

.... k?

Yes, that's the joke. You repeated a decade-old joke that you didn't write. Really good job.

The marketing machine that is EA probably knows better than a sole Internet commenter. Thanks for pretending that your "wonder"ment might have been something they didn't think of, though.

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Let's count off all the ways that you fucked this one up.

Do your own fucking work.

They can't feel morally superior about that. It's just work THEY have to do, rather than hoisting the work on everyone else like they want to do here.

Oh, something from your childhood isn't the same thing 25 years later? Why don't you tell me about the Ninja Turtles and comic books too? Did those also change and now things are ruined?

Uh. We're talking about his pinky finger, not ring finger.

The things you declare in your head as truth astound me. It doesn't matter how much evidence to the contrary exists, you flit onward, glibly unaware of how astoundingly stupid you are.

That's because mentally and intellectually you are a child.

Lazy headline was written, because Kotaku.

You huddled, twee, infantile goof.

It's literally one step away from what you openly admit to doing. You play with children's toys and talk about children's toys when adult life prevents you from playing with children's toys.