You don't seem entirely literate.

Hi racist asshole.

... how many 12 year-olds with beards do you know?

A single drop of "Thank youuuuu".

How the hell would a 16 year old know? You haven't graduated high school.

You are a kid. You are a 16 year old kid.

16, then. Same thing.

You are 15 years old and need to shut your stupid fucking face.

What the shit are you talking about.

Shut up.

Dad, your time on the computer is up.

You've depressed the shit out of me and I'm leaving now.

If the answer to my complaint is just "Man, you're old now. They're selling the same shit you enjoyed to kids who are the age you enjoyed it at." then that's fine.

This is not-Halo how?

She IS a kid.

I've sworn for years that the closest we can get to the feeling a dog gets when you scratch behind its ear is a Q-Tip in the ear.

:(

Kevin Hart?

One guy uses a shitty old gif. You don't know how to spell the word "you're".

Is anyone around here able to communicate emotions and ideas OUTSIDE of meme form?