thefuckisyourproblem
TheFuckIsYourProblem
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A dog is an animal. A tree is a plant. A person is a retard.

When a person is dead, what could they care? I really don't understand this line of insult/reasoning at all.

Since you think that's an insult, maybe you can help me out to understand why.

.... okay?

...k?

That's an idiom, you fucking imbecile.

Justin, if I was trolling you, you'd be smart enough to leave, wouldn't you? It's embarrassing for both of us, these things you are actually typing out.

Justin. You are painfully unfunny, and you seem to speak solely in cliche.

Justin? Fuck off.

A dork is a whale's penis. I take it as a complement, because it's true in my case.

I knew I could rely on you to say more shitty and cliched bullshit than me. You did it, and I'm proud of you.

I know pronounce you Jack and Psychedelicslut White.

Let's go for 100%. May I suggest:

Kids are fucking terrible.

I hated 50% of the words in that sentence.

Your ability to make this article about yourself is astounding.

Seriously, I would vote for a system that doesn't let you post a comment until you've been on the page for 30+ seconds.

Not at all. Hobbies are a necessity, and don't necessarily have to be of great societal importance to be just fine as a hobby.