You should check out YouTube. They love people who repeat things that everyone just saw.

When you speak, do you sound like this big of a cunt, or is it just a fun way for you to type on the Internet?

Are you 5?

Take away the license of everyone who wrecks their car.

Kudos for using a semicolon where a comma suffices, an ellipsis where a period would do, and somehow spelling Kudos with a "C".

That's an untrue statement, and no I'm not.

I don't know if you'd call it a "uniform" for bullfighting, though. He's the only person in the "sport" dressed like that. More like a costume for a performance in that instance.

Jesus you people are obtuse. The team name in question is Washington. That's butt fucking PLAINLY what the guy was talking about.

If it was meant as humor, it would have been "irony".

This story isn't about Washington state.

That isn't the state in question here. If you want to just in general attack "things named after people who owned slaves, you have a lot of examples that aren't 2,800 miles apart.

Washington DC is not a state.

If ever the two of us find ourselves suddenly gay, I'm marrying you.

You're depressing the shit out of me. I'm leaving.

"This thing happened in a video game." is never "epic". Not ever.

That's an untrue statement, and since we're making shitty body metaphors for each other, put your foot in your fucking mouth.

"Epic"! Write this 1 strange word to not be taken seriously as a writer.

I would like to thank you for using the preferable usage of "lede" rather than the "now also accepted" "lead".

Jesus christ, you asshole. Read the goddamned article. It isn't long.

He threw a baseball. You stopped to write a paragraph about it. I call you pathetic.