I have an 05 MINI Cooper S. It’s a motherfucker. If you want it to be reliable, you HAVE to mod it. Which naturally goes against everything we know to be true in the real world.

I always wish for them to make it safely home, and die on the sidewalk walking inside.

Then maybe I should have you find me a roller sometime, cause I’ve yet to find even the nastiest example under 17K

IDK, this one looks to be carbon fiber too. lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Meh. Don’t type on the intertubes what you wouldn’t say to a person’s face. If you hated it, and wanted him to know, say that, but never feel bad for feeling the way you feel.

Hold your damned tongue! The Scandinavian flick is the ONLY correct way to make a U-Turn in traffic.

Mid-Rear V6 it, and it’s all you never knew you needed.

ANDY 2.0?! Nice!

PFFFT. He was not watching at all.

Is this show any good? First glance seemed terribad to me.

Hmm. Gotta love how the officer illegally required the driver to provide his identification, despite not being detained for a crime. Land of the free and all that.

Laughing at smuggery is a favorite past time of mine. Pour a nice rum and coke, and chortle at the smuggishness of those with feet in their mouths.