Hi, Col.

No Stairway? Denied!

That's a pretty harsh grade for a record that is much better than it has any right to be

Fuse also just launched their new website today. Check it out at fuse.tv!

These books are fantastic. I encourage everyone to check them out. Absolutely hilarious! Not sure how it will translate, but you couldn't ask for better source material.

Definitely wasn't expecting to see Rosario Dawson's shaved biscuit in such detail.

Don't hold your breath

His full name is James Edward Olliges Jr.

Wow, how incredibly off-base. Not to mention the ridiculously arbitrary grade.

In what universe is the Empire State Building south of the Williamsburg Bridge? Details, people!

You must have a pretty piss poor memory. The only time he got choked up was while relating the tale of a good friend who passed away before playing "Dondante".

You must have a pretty piss poor memory. The only time he got choked up was while relating the tale of a good friend who passed away before playing "Dondante".

Unbelievably awful. Couldn't even make it through the whole episode. This is why I ignore network sitcoms.

Unbelievably awful. Couldn't even make it through the whole episode. This is why I ignore network sitcoms.

These dudes used to play in my friend's kitchen. Good to see they're still around.

These dudes used to play in my friend's kitchen. Good to see they're still around.

Would have been way better with scenes from the show intercut with his location footage

Would have been way better with scenes from the show intercut with his location footage

don't sleep on Tha Blue Carpet Treatment!

don't sleep on Tha Blue Carpet Treatment!