Auerbach has ruined this band's sound. This record just sounds like a bunch of Weezer leftovers. Incredibly disappointing.

Auerbach has ruined this band's sound. This record just sounds like a bunch of Weezer leftovers. Incredibly disappointing.

The expertly crafted satirical brilliance is obviously lost on you. Enjoy the next Kevin James vehicle!

I respect the intent of the article and the idea of judging things based on a superficial label. But presenting it under the framework of being agitated over the use of "white" as one such label was probably the wrong way to go about getting your message across and most-assuredly chosen to maximize click-throughs.

No, not at all. Even the bit of accent that comes out on certain "er" words sounds more New Zealand than anything else. After hearing her parents speak, I'm not sure how she ended up with her weird mutant accent.

Really? You can't argue against Phillip "Look at Me Taking a Shit and Singing at the same Time!" Phillips winning? The dude is so painfully one-note, it's embarrassing. He does literally the same act with every damn song he sings. I know he'll make it far and maybe win because J-Lo's all wet and wiggly for him, but…

18. "Saturn"
19. "Ebony Eyes"
20. "All Day Sucker"
21. "Easy Goin' Evening (My Mama's Call)"

I'd approach them in this order:

If you think Elise's performance will do anything but land her in the bottom three and possibly get her eliminated, you're fooling yourself.

I suppose you have to be at least somewhat of a music nerd to even know the correct pronunciation since the incorrect version is more commonly used among casual fans, but it's fucking Krieger! No way in hell would such a super fan ever mispronounce the name of his rhythmic overlord!

what's up with Krieger being so insistent about "YYZed", but mispronouncing Neil Peart's name?