This is my strategy for all racing video games.

He had so much more motor than everyone else. Two mechanical failures in three laps and he passed everyone like they were going backwards. Give me a break.

It doesn’t say Drive Now Longer

I thought this suit would be over how if you don’t have AppleCare, the genius staff will often replace out of warranty shit for free anyways.

V12 Aston of course. Every drive is a journey*

I would have been right there with you if it was watermelon underwear.

I would have been right there with you if it was watermelon underwear.

Most departments got rid of them due to fear of cars with door mounted airbags. Even though the chance of setting one off is close to zero they decided it wasn't worth the risk.

Beats me! Should have called it the 911 Panorama.

Listen up:

I wouldn't say adding an SD slot isn't forward thinking. I think Apple just knows their customers, and they know that most of them just want a phone that is as simple as possible. And that Apple customers are willing to pay more for the extra storage.

The iPhone 4/4S was the best looking smartphone ever. It looked like something from The Future™ that slipped through a time warp and into my pocket. I kept mine until the 6 came out.

I absolutely love everything artisanal.

“a bachelors? to not drive a car and take notes?”

good lord you’re living the 1800s buddy.

To all the nonlawyers yelling CONTRACT! CONTRACT!

Even if that were true (which it is not), if NCAA basketball players were cutting promos to hype up Final Four games, I might actually give a shit about college basketball.

Don’t tell my wife this, but I feel this way about folding laundry. There is chaos, then I apply order. I work at home and will often hold off doing laundry until I have stressful work-related problem to work out. Put that aside for a moment, go fold two loads of laundry into neat piles, then return to the work…

“only to find loathed Brazil nuts at the top of the heap”

but but but, they are “entitled” to express themselves through their attire, arent they? #sarcasm

In Europe, commas and periods are used differently when large numbers are reported....perhaps...noooo that couldn’t be it.