“Anna cut André out for being overweight and old (though she still invited him to her Chanel couture fittings)!”

I’m actually so in awe of Trudeau and the Liberals right now. He’s probably got the strongest minority government in modern history. His government’s response to the coronavirus is securing his re-election. His political opponents can’t say shit about it, and the decision to ban a while bunch of guns is not going to…

I’m American and I’m fucking elated. Way to go, Canada.

I mean to be fair we’ve also given you Alex Trebek, Mike Meyers, Eugene Levy, Ryan Reynolds, Rush, Will Arnett, Donald/Keifer Sutherland, Tommy Chong, Martin Short, Wayne Gretzky, Lorne Green, Ryan Stiles, Norm McDonald, Alan Thicke, David Cronenberg, Gordie Howe, Phil Hartman, Paul Shaffer, Dave Foley and Andre the…

We take no responsibility for Ted Cruz. Yes, he was born in Canada, but it was the US that tainted him. Who knows, if he lived in Canada all his life, maybe  he wouldn’t have turned out to be an ass-hat.

Leaving aside all the other badness about #2's fantasy... right now, Canada will not let you enter the country at all. Period. And even if coronavirus vanished tomorrow, Canadian Immigration will not let you in on the basis you’ve just described. And if you enter on a bog-standard six-month tourist visa, you will be…

Jeffree Starr is a truly ugly individual, inside and out. 

Yeah, so I stopped reading the second one somewhere around the part where she’s 27, doesn’t “work”, and her horrible mother treats her “like a maid and a taxi service.”

CBSA would likely not let her into Canada. Online relationships into common law marriage is a huge huge redflag. She might end up becoming inadmissible.

I would rather be locked in a room with a rabid raccoon than deal with Jeffree Star or James Charles

I am a Nova Scotian, currently residing here, and this has devastated our province. It’s a small province so it’s been easy for lots of people to find connections to the victims. This started domestic, but it was all very premeditated it seems, he would have been acquiring all these weapons illegally, the officer…

You have to look at that statement in its proper context: A) there is MUCH less violent crime overall (per capita) in Canada than in the U.S., so it’s not so much that there’s more domestic violence, as it is that there’s significantly less of every other sort of violent crime; B) domestic violence is taken more…

Did anyone else hear that Trump said in the beginning of the breifing that medical decisions should be between a doctor and patient? He was talking about elective surgeries. So, has he changed his stance on abortion?

He told 3M not to ship to Canada, either, a week ago. It’s been all over the news here but seems not to have caught American media attention. 

If I win $70 million in LottoMax, I will move to a nicer house. However, it won't be a gigantic house and it won't be ostentatious.  I'm not against living well, but I can't stand it when insecure narcissists feel the need to impress everyone.  "Trumpian" - you hit the nail on the head right there. 

I’m so glad that I chose not to have children. I just couldn’t imagine going through such a crisis and being responsible for little ones.

In a city with so many COVID deaths that they are literally towing corpses away in semis... I find it hard to get outraged about the mayor’s last ditch effort to get Americans to stop ‘Muricaning.

I read that and went “yeah, that’s called a deterrent”. And some woefully thick people need that sort of steep fine to finally get it and change their behaviour.

I know this is gonna upset a lot of people to hear this, but I’m just gonna say it: there are other places besides New York.

I just wish someone would give me a “yes” or “no”. I have a mask pattern, I have all the equipment and massive stashes of fabric. I could be churning out 100 masks a day if someone would just give me a firm “yes”.