And her father - did you know her father was John McCain? - famously got into the Naval Academy as a legacy admit and finished at the bottom of his class. He was, by the way, Senator John McCain. And she’s his daughter.

Cool, dickhead, I’ll just tell my uncontrollable sneezing, swollen, itchy eyes and near-instantaneous rash that it’s not real and should go away because this inconsiderate cat owner says so.

I teared up watching that. I had the pleasure of meeting Alex Trebek when I was on Jeopardy three years ago. We filmed on the day David Bowie died. I’m devastated for him and his family. Pancreatic cancer is the most awful thing I’ve ever seen a person suffer through. Alex Trebek is a lovely man who has brought me joy…

If Jussie Smollett staged this whole thing - the letter and the physical attack - as a ploy to get a more lucrative contract, he has done a terrible disservice to both the black community and the LGBTQ community, which he both belongs to and used for his own game.

Actually, it’s kind of the exact opposite--this shows how very difficult it is to convincingly fake an attack, and how easily the stories of people lying about being assaulted crumble under investigation. Nobody is sincerely equating “believe victims” with “don’t investigate crimes”; that’s a straw man used by rape…

My work email client adds squiggles to indicate where I’ve used the passive voice, and I’m like, “This is work email.  I’m not just using the passive voice, I’m using the passive-aggressive voice.”  I would be immediately reprimanded if I tried to write work emails with the active voice. 

Write freely, then edit.

Or you could live in Canada where I don’t know when the last time they didn’t have a mobile pay machine with the chip technology and you fill out the tip on the machine.

OMG, are you kidding me with that forced-birther propaganda bullshit? “they punctured my uterus with a large needle and left me alone... the baby came out of me alive and was allowed to die.” That’s straight fantasy. That is not how abortions work. 

Jesus Christ - the mere fact that they were black doesn’t make her a racist. She was also an asshole to the people in the rows behind them. Do you even allow for the possibility that she’s just a garden variety bitch?

I thought you were going to mention the news from last night, not a few weeks ago. Last night at a set, Pete Davidson made a joke that Big Sean “taught” Ariana to “take” big dicks. I want to shake this dude. No one needs to be taught to take any kind of dick...we push babies out! Your dick isn’t that big!

Conflicted Thought Process:

Would really very much welcome the chance. I was lucky and saw this show in December a year ago. Unbelievable music, and clearly the story we need to hear over and over again, in these dark dark times. So much horrible news and open greed everywhere we look, we need to remind ourselves of our capacity for human…

We really must do something nice for Gander one of these days. We don’t deserve them.

Ariana performs live, you can tell because she usually screws up something at some point in most of her performances. I appreciate the authenticity. You can tell this one is live because the whistle tones are much louder than they are in the recording.

Right? Talk about a weird flex- writing an article throwing shade at something because you don’t have the musical knowledge to understand it.

Ugh, men. Forget that to any trained ear, those notes make perfect sense melodically and thematically (IMAGINE a world where love exists/where you can sing like this), the legit extraordinary, technical accomplishment of a whistle note should be enough. It’s not cuz ya just can’t unironically be amazed by anything,…

As a resident of Toronto, you now know what we all know about Rosie Dimanno:

I nearly said it last time these were mentioned, and dammit I will say it now; these look like something out of an Aphex Twin video....

I don’t. If or when their name gets out, they might will get fired, and they and their family will probably definitely face a ton of harassment.