years ago in college, a professor started referring to me as Emily Jane in class. it was really odd. (it was a very small class)

my initials are EH. years ago i did student teaching just to graduate from college. i went around initialing my students’ reading logs. i used lowercase.

yeah well once in college i went around monogramming things. with a real solid zig zag stitch on my sewing machine. and ok it was only my bathtowels. but dammit my roommates knew whose towels were whose.

YES. (I successfully guessed this nickname so I feel extra smart.)

who else accurately guessed SaranFan?

“withholding” a vote from clinton is a ok and completely moral.

I’ve seen something kind of like that. I used to do collections for USBank. there was this product... kind of like a medical line of credit. people could put their hospital charges on it. most often used by people with no insurance to break their bill into smaller payments. (probably not the most ethical loan product…

bubble tape lost its flavor in like 3 minutes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I AM VINDICATED! i have never believed that five octave legend. and now I know it is four!!!!!

I’m angry and I didn’t even know her or you. unbefuckinglievable.

re is one version of the bill.

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

you suck.

oh fuck off.

my boyfriend’s hypothesis... trump supporters know he’s a nut but they are so determined to break up the monotony in washington that they’re ok with it.

she’s not as bad as Trump.

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LINDA: You shouldn’t have criticized him, Willy, especially after he just got off the train. You mustn’t lose your temper with him. WILLY: Whenthe hell did I lose my temper? I simply asked him if he was making any money. Is that a criticism? LINDA: But, dear, how could he make any money? WILLY: [Worried and angered.]…

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