I might have to start DVRing a couple of shows to see what’s doing with him.

I keep waiting for all the sane people around her to finally snap and burn her at the stake. It’s getting up to a decade of waiting. *looks at watch*

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

What's he gonna do with those baby hands?