Where are those kids? They probably went to nice schools that could afford toilet paper at the end of the year. 

I second the duck fat. I can get duck breasts pretty cheaply where I live (like 5 bucks for a split breast) and I’ll render the fat from the magrets then fry some potatoes in the oil.

Parboiling the potatoes helps, if you don’t want to use frozen precut fries. I’ll boil them, cool them in cold water, then cut them and…

I can see this from Davis’ perspective, but why would the Pelicans want any of the trash “prospects” that L.A. is trying to shovel off onto them? At best it’s an asset dump for one franchise seeking to cash in on a few terminally underperforming high draft picks. What’s the sell here? That they get to become the…

I find it amazing that Thompson can be a designated basketball writer while knowing absolutely nothing about the NBA or its players.

It’s more of a tiered system - Qatari nationals, then rich Western/African/Asian expats, then cheaper, highly educated labor from places like India and the Philippines, then poorly paid tertiary sector workers, and finally contract laborers (who are basically treated like beasts of burden) and people trapped in the…

For his information, the data point of this particular “non-Amtrack corridor” American is located solidly in the “Fuck off” and “Eat Shit” quadrant of the graph.

Dan Quayle’s family lives in Phoenix, if he’s looking for a stupid running mate.

I think she’s mistaken the alternate universe from Iron Sky for reality. Which, I suppose makes sense. There do seem to be a lot more Nazis wandering around the White House these days. 

Appropriately, this comes the same week that the Arabic feminist Facebook page Kharabish Nasawiya created the word for mansplaining in Arabic.

Yeah, it’s unfortunate, but Davis, Rich Paul, and Lebron can suck all of our asses. As a fan of a small market team, I hope they exile him to Phoenix or some other form of NBA hell.

I never have a written list because my recipes are in my head. I’ve found that I would forget to write things down, then overdepend on the list, I wind up having to improvise at the last second.

My friends in Qatar are elated by this turn of events. 

I’ve been in situations when I could have used one - that’s my point. I’m alive, and that person (those people) is alive today because I didn’t carry and didn’t feel like I was obligated to pull my piece at some point. (I own guns by virtue of being born in a gun-happy state, and can shoot them, by the way).

It feels like something like this belongs in Lifehacker. 

This the best way to not forget things. I modify my route a bit to account for serendipitous finds in the discount bins (sale meats, discount vegetables, cheeses, etc.) that might influence my predetermined meal plan. 

This has been contentious since Jurassic Park 3. My stance is that as a fish eater, the Spinosaur jaws would be able to inflict far less damage than the bite of a T-Rex, despite its larger size.

Please not the Suns, please not the Suns...

I used to live in Lebanon, and my friends in America used to ask if I was going to get a gun. My response was “Fuck no.” If for some reason someone wanted to shoot me (and of course nobody ever did, because Lebanon isn’t its stereotype), it’d probably be with an automatic weapon. A pistol would be worse then useless…

Way less effective than a .22 rifle though 

Yeah, I find the protection excuse to be pretty weak. The only times I’ve ever been robbed was when I wasn’t at home.