That’s familiar. Add to this the fact that our hormones change around that time, which makes your body demand it less urgently than before. Self-stimulation becomes something you do because it is a brief boost - or because if you don’t do it now, you’ll never find the time to be alone for 15 minutes in the foreseeable…

I know someone who worked law enforcement/animal wrangling on an Arizona border preserve and he notes that a lot of the border patrol guys that are down there are real loose cannons.

Well done

Wait, shouldn’t this be over in Lifehacker for Evil Week? 

The saddest part about all of this was that I never once considered that this would shock Trump supporters into understanding the consequences of this escalating rhetoric. This was never a turning point, just another checkpoint on the road of things to come.

I thought Luke was way more complicated in Jessica Jones season one than he was ever allowed to be in his own show (used though he was). Playing up the respectable, corny side might have fit what the writers were going for, but it’s also why nobody gives a shit about Superman but appreciate Batman in his various…

I look to set unreasonably high standards of pain tolerance for my 7 year old son. I’m sure it will come up in his therapy sessions in a decade or so. 

Google: “how do I make a flier in MS Paint” 

Yes, this is excellent presentation.

Do the Middle East for 3 years and it’s okay. Bahrain and the UAE are pretty livable. Qatar pays like crazy, but is a bit stricter. 

Technically this is correct if he adds “if you report what comes in the state’s approved dispatch sheet every day and stay off social media.”

I’m not sure. Jessica Jones and Daredevil survived a lesser second season because their first seasons were excellent. Perhaps their failings and the shitty Defenders season made it harder to hang on to Luke. Iron Fist I’ll make no excuses for. The second season was better, but the teaser for season 3 alone was a…

As a Suns fan, I’m hoping that this turns out to be like the Kobe-Smush Parker years where the Lakers eke their way into the playoffs and then are shredded by a better team. As a Suns fan, also I acknowledge that at this point, that better team will not be the Suns.

Your posts can be both! Trolls often respond disingenuously to real engagement, so “real” debates turn into parallel conversations wherein one person tries to convert some dickhead through rational argument while his/her dickhead opponent dances straw men around a cauldron of fallacies.

It was pretty cruel of the Cardinals front office to transport all of its fans back to the 90s this season. Almost as cruel as sending DJ and Rosen to their doom behind our shitass offensive line. 

It feels like that fatigue that everyone warned about has set in. It’s all terrible and shitty and nobody seems to give a fuck. Republicans are willing to let him do whatever he wants, and Democrats have abandoned any real plan for holding him accountable because 2020 is only 2 years away. We NEED to get at least the…

The outrage levels are way lower than in the tipping articles, thank God.

These are just candles without a wick. I still eat them and don’t know why. 

Initially I would either lay petrified or scream, until I figured out that what I was seeing was just an illusion, then I’d bat at the spiders and they’d disappear. This did go horribly wrong once when I tried to bat at ol’ semifleshed severed head and it recoiled away from my hand and moved back in towards me.

I…

As a Suns fan who has suffered under the bumbling of Ryan McDonough, I can confirm that there is nothing to be gained by going after Butler at this point.