I feel like Selena Gomez should be with someone less druggy than the Weeknd. This is your concerned older lady announcement of the day.

There will be so many amazing moments, and you will forget.

Oh I unfortunately know it can happen easily. I just can’t stand the absolute narcissism that lets him say it now.

It was a campaign promise and the lapdog media never questioned him about it:

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

“At the end of 8 years”. Oh go fuck yourself

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

By doing things like this - putting people into power who have direct personal and monetary reasons to favor their own interests over those of our nation or our world in general, refusing to let their ties to foreign powers be revealed - and by continuing their campaign of blatant misinformation (so far beyond the…

This is not an attitude. It is a fact based on years of empirical research. I’m sorry if you find facts and science offensive.

“You support a coup because your favored candidate did not win the election?”

Yes, please. Everyone stop telling me to calm down and take the higher road. No fucking thanks. I will continue my warpath because taking the high road has gotten me nowhere. I’m not above savagery, folks.