Our gas stove makes a horrific squeak that everyone tells me is not real except it is and it splits my ear drums.

My husband didn’t believe me about the vibrational quality, so I made him get the multimeter and test the damned thing. I can feel it in my laptop, and in the microwave.

Suuuuuure enough, there it was. A weak current, but a current. “You shouldn’t be able to feel that; it’s well below the threshold for…

Certain words and numbers have smells and colours for me, which I came to understand is something called synethesia? And not everyone has it...so que me looking like an idiot when I expected other people to be like “oh ya, the number 2 IS yellow.”

I know some people who don’t dream in colour, which I thought was…

My people!!! <<sob>> Been hearing tvs, smelling electricity and light bulbs for forever. And air conditioning? Other people can smell air conditioners too right?

I have never been pregnant but I remember that TV smell from my childhood. I don’t know if I can smell new digital TVs, I don’t think so, but I haven’t been around them as much and I no longer stand three inches from them, so...

I wonder what the chemical makeup is that some people are picking up and others aren’t. This is that dang dress all over again!

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

The first thing my fiancé and I did when we moved to Washington was move our voter registration. Literally sitting in an empty apartment, filling out voter forms that we got from the public library. Neither of us have any warm feelings for Mississippi, and part of making Washington our home for us was to immediately…

Right — if smart is bad, then why do they get mad when we call them stupid? Isn’t that what they think is best? They should thank us.

There is a T-Shirt my hubby wants for Christmas that says “Science is not a Liberal Conspiracy.” on the front.

Not to worry, Xenu will exact his revenge.

in his pants, is where the big secret is

That is where you politely inform your HR people that since they refuse to protect you, you will be filing a claim with the EEOC and/or any state agencies that regulate fair employment issues. You should not be harassed at work. If the guy was a Muslim they wouldn’t allow it, so no reason to let the white guy harass…

Yeah. This is weird. Mormon theology has that weird backhanded reverence for women. Women are amazing and spiritual and babies! They’re a perfect balance to male aggression and selfishness. We should revere them and respect them like the goddesses they naturally are. But they can’t have authority or power because…

Oh he’s harassed another female higher up too on the same basis and her male boss agrees this is a huge problem. They are too afraid he will retaliate and sue, claiming he’s being discriminated against based on how he wants to follow his religion for them to fire him. I guess my right to not be harassed at the work…

Tell him your religion dictates that you wack him in the balls with your foot every 20 minutes. I’m sure he’ll be tolerant of your religious belief. Oh, and don’t forget to yell “Hallelujah!” every time you do it.

I have no idea how this is supposed to ensure the health and safety of, Texans. And if he really cares about our rights, you’re right, he should put it to a vote. But here is another old out of touch man forcing his will upon all the women of the land. We need to think of some outrageous legislation for the male…