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This was in response to this, which makes it even stranger.

I kept reading through the letters and thinking: “You’re. You’re. You’re.”

It is a fantastic descriptor.

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Hey guys - is there any room to fit “collection of menstruating waterheads” under the banner on the Jez main page? It would be a shame to lose such a quality clap-back to the ether.

I just really appreciate this website and its writers. Everything from outstanding news coverage to Joanna wearing a tail is slowly leading to my getting fired for reading this at work and since my job sucks I’m cool with it.

Well, we can find out because these idiots have actually made it quite easy to do a google search on them. Which is what I am currently doing. XD

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

No, that’s not a case where you would have to have heard the tone. When a server asks if you need anything else, the appropriate responses are as follows:

Uuuuugggghhhh. Clueless and obnoxious, both. AND no tip. Screw them!

Wow. So this just proves that she really is a privileged bitch. I hate hate hate when people treat wait staff or other in service jobs meanly for no damn reason. It says EVERYTHING about their true character.

I always judge people on how they interact with service workers. If you treat a waiter bad, I’m pretty sure you’re an asshole.

Oh, it looks very bad in print and so does the rest. Ughh!

Ugh. Yeah, I agree that looks plenty bad. Now I really hate her. I’m going to have to remember my sister’s stories of working at a restaurant where she was encouraged to talk back to deserving patrons, just to get my blood pressure down a bit.

It doesn’t look that bad in print but you would have had to hear her tone.

Okay! To be fair it was over fifteen years ago but yeah. She and Tim Robbins came into the restaurant I worked at and at first we were all like “Oh my God, famous people! Let’s be super nice to them and they’ll sign shit to put on our walls.”

Oh man she’s a bad tipper? There goes my last remaining shred of goodwill towards her. Ugh.

She’s a bad tipper? I hate that even in people who AREN’T rich!