Yeah, describing people as being a particular celebrity’s “type” isn’t terribly helpful. (“Looking for women that would remind Paul Giamatti of his college girlfriend, but in a pleasantly melancholic way (because of how that relationship started), not a bitter way (because of how it ended). Some nudity required.”)
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Can we agree that “gives Nick Jonas a boner” is an inappropriate casting parameter?
Mostly. I mean we both shave our pubes, but this is in relation to pits, and when I pointed it out he said, but you’re a woman!!
God, I’m so sorry. It’s just fucking hair, people. What is the big fucking deal? Hair is worth walking away from a 10 year marriage? I’d shave off his eyebrows in the middle of the night just to be a cunt.
I felt a little bit sick when I read this. Have recently had some very difficult conversations with my husband about body hair. He maintains that my choice to grow it in certain areas is effectively me saying I want a divorce. I can’t understand why I have to accept his body as it is, but he can’t extend me the same…
Adele does what she wants, as she should, responding to a question about her boyfriend’s leg hair preferences with, “He has no choice... I’ll have no man telling me to shave my fuckin’ legs. Shave yours.”
Right?
Of all the reasons to break up with someone (excluding things that are illegal), ‘because they are involved in scientology or listen to those who are’ is a pretty unimpeachable one.
This is what I came here to say. I’m not trying to be brave, I’m just trying to live my life.
Although he will probably be spared the hectoring about natural birth. So there’s still work to be done on the equality front.
<3 Hugs to you. I don't know you but I know you're doing a far better job than I could ever imagine doing. You're a warrior.
*hugs* I’ve been there. I hope it gets better for you.
I can’t even think about it too hard without sinking down into the pit again. But I fucking hate this too.
Just mutter “whores, all of you” at anyone who side-eyes you
THEN WHY DON’T YOU MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER A COSTUME, ERICK?!?!
Dear men of the world, please note: if you use the word “whore” that many times, I’m just not gonna listen to your opinion.
Someone let her know so her people can sue them back to the the time of Noah where they can live out their lives in peace far away from the modern world because the flood never happened so they’ll be fine.
(They’re not usually fancy! Sophie had just come back from the groomers, and Buster wore a bow tie for his name day.)