Aw thanks! :)

Yet Native Americans are being brutalised by police who are dressed for war because they are protecting their land #NoDAPL. Well done America, you look great at the moment.

You guys, I HAVE to tell someone my dream.

Damn me and Mariah both got dumped back to back. Stars they’re just like us!

A wee Tweetbeat:

Poor Mariah.

That is some nonsense!

You have got to be joking.

Is the open thread a replacement for tweet beat? I understand if you’re tired of tweet beat, but I love it so.

The Bundys were just completely acquitted for the standoff in Oregon!

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT TIGER BARS.

I somehow felt the need to tell my freshman year high school English teacher I couldn’t afford the required texts because my mom was in jail. I said this in front of my entire class. I was an entitled asshat as a child.

I did this too!!! I was so soooo painfully quiet, shy and insecure in HS, so when I got called up at the graduation party by the hypnotist, I decided this was *MY MOMENT!!!* I totally faked being hypnotized, said and did silly things that made the whole class laugh, and for the finale put on a hot pink wig and…

Holy cow! That is a really big fine for a very inconsequential lie. Forgery makes The Man really nervous, though. Whoa!

What an asshole. If he thought you were that drunk to not know his name he shouldn’t have fucked you. What a dick - benefitting and then trying to make *you* feel bad.

I told the kids at school my dad spoke Chinese. They called home and asked my dad to come in and teach a few sayings. In my defense I believed it.

You sound like an awesome daughter, they should be proud.