Right? Two chronic illnesses and (mostly resolved) PTSD over here. He can go fuck himself with this suffering is optional garbage.

For real. My reaction was “fuck you Kutcher” Try having a chronic disease.

Most of my extended family is Catholic and I grew up with these kind of jokes. Just a couple of years ago, I was helping with some preparations for a cousin’s wedding (let’s call her Sue) and her mom had made a math mistake and ordered too few supplies. Her dad said, totally deadpan, “You never could count. If you…

Oversimplified platitudes aren’t anyone’s friend, however. You’re Ashton Kutcher, not Lao Tzu. Stop the laughable attempts at depth, dude. And oftentimes, suffering is not a choice.

The kids actually thought it was pretty funny - I first heard it from the second oldest, who was in some of the same classes as me in high school.

Re Mara Wilson: I once walked into both the Saks and the Nieman Marcus on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills wearing a too-tight T-shirt and baggy jeans, completely unshaven and pretty much looking like shit—and nobody batted an eye at me. (I was looking for a specific high-end lip gloss set for my wife.)

Gabby’s tweet made me cry. I’ve spent the majority of my post-noon day crying so maybe it’s just inertia, but she’s so damn beautiful, her sentiment is beautiful and I love the combination of those three poses on that poster.

I love those Lane Bryant posters with Gabby Sidibe. She just looks so joyful and beautiful.

The victim blamers in the greys who are responding to my post can fuck off. Oh and you completely missed the point you twats.

He was cleared of all charges.

*reading story waiting for part where it says he was at least convicted of the lesser charge*

They’ve had 24 years for their hatred of her to ferment and fester. Obama was a relatively new quantity coming in, and many were afraid of seeming racist by being to harsh in the beginning. Then their rage at seeing a black man in the role of the most powerful leader in the world got the best of them. So they had to…

Fuck yeah, let’s get this party started!

.358 magnum. Only the biggest guns for the smallest penises.

Yeah. Let’s hope this is just election bluster from total assholes and the actual election will be really anti-climactic.

Remember how many of us were like, “I hope Obama doesn’t get assassinated during his inaugeration.” Well, I wish I could say I am not thinking the same about Clinton. 

I want her to get to it. Heard a guy randomly threaten her in the street yesterday. “I’ll get Clinton. Got a .358 magnum.” This election was insane from the start, and has now gotten dangerous.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.