All those prostitution whores telling fiction lies.

Trump brought grade school taunts to a PhD dissertation defense.

I’m not surprised. If it’s any consolation, it really did hurt him where he could least afford it: with moderates and undecideds. His base was never going to go anywhere, but it also was never going to be enough to win the election. He needed the middle and that tape definitely killed him there.

My British friends and I have been going back and forth all summer:

A lot of nasty women are going to vote this ass out of orbit.

Yes, of course more deplorables are reaching far to defend Trump. Once again, it’s not about his literal words, but the meaning behind them. I also love how he/she says “your logic,” as if George Takei said this all himself.

Please Gloria, keep it coming.

I am so sorry. I had too much fizzy pop and this is the outcome.

Dear god why have you done this.

Um, their van is called The Mystery Machine, Huck! And WTF does that mean, anyway? Some kind of cutesy way to say ambulance?

It’s called the Mystery Machine, Mr. Huckabee. You fucking idiot!

Meanwhile Mike Huckabee is making even more of an ass out of himself than usual

I’m embarrassed to admit that, in the moment, Trump’s comment really hurt. Hurt in that “brain shut off/dignity shut off” kind of pain. It’s the kind of comment that can suck the self esteem out of you if you aren’t expecting it.

These debates and this election in general has given me a whole new level of appreciation for J.K. Rowling. She trolls the Trump trolls so well.

My country is that of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. I make no judgement. I feel your pain, my US friends! 

Oh god, please don’t watch, it’s so embarrassing.

Watching this with my mom, we literally high fived when the audience laughed at that.

My husband was like, “She looks mad.” Me: “You can’t understand the righteous anger of a woman being told what to do with her body.”