John Tyler ascended the the presidency after William Henry Harrison died a month into his term in 1841. Tyler’s wife died in 1842, and Tyler remarried in 1844. Tyler left office in March 1845.

You just gotta go with that one. The opportunity only comes once in a blue moon.

She’s 29, not 20.

My daughter has started attending the local mega-church with her friends. I give her a healthy dose of “watch out for anything they say to be low-key sexist because they won’t just come out with it, but it will seep into your conscience**” but also, ok fine, you can have your journey. Last week, she went to a few 5:30…

Further, they are a cute family. And Jake is kind of hot.

Look man, if you want to argue that all Nazis deserve punches, cool. But no one deserves domestic abuse. The monstrous words, thoughts and actions she’s responsible for means she should face the justice of society or maybe even the mob, but not the degrading, soul-destroying beatings and belittling of some dickhead…

I think it might be a little to early to give up hope on children who aren’t even teenagers yet.

I mean... obviously he doesn’t seem to have much shame, but having such a “private” part of yourself be so publicly discussed has to feel a bit awkward. I know, I know: the shame of people seeing you and thinking, “He has a big dick!”. But, like... to have articles and commenters such as myself publicly discussing…

It goes the other way, too.

The Impossible Burger is really good. Does anyone know if they’re ever going to sell their products in grocery stores?

Yes. If he’d just jerked off in front of his victims that would have been 100% bad enough. But if it stopped at that, it’s possible he could have made a case that he suffered from some mental issues beyond his control. He could have gone into some treatment center for a few months and perhaps have legitimately…

Of course you give up the option of eating a steak; steaks, in the sense that you’re talking about, are made of meat. But why do you care what other people call their food?

My only real issue is NuGreg.

Why did they bother having her move at all?

Yep, ‘cause we can only talk about one thing at a time. We have to research the single greatest injustice in the world and just focus on that until it’s fixed and then move onto the next, etc. 

I can’t hear you over the complete lack of strawberries in this list. Who wrote this, Brady?

Yes. It’s horrible.

I am sorry to have to say this, but I do not believe that you are sorry. 

Thank you.

I did. Wasn’t correcting you so much as adding my take on the original idea, which I think is pretty flawed. Sorry to hear it came off that way.