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I love knowing he could have rented it for less.

I can’t believe I have Kardashian gossip but Scott stayed at my brother in law’s boss’s house in Park City the other week. It was drug-addled when his maid entered and there were several blonde women still in the house. I don’t think Kourtney is even his type. (Side note: the boss listed the house at $50k/week as a

while it is really upsetting and I understand (all too well) how you feel - try not to be exhausted. take a break, turn off your breaking news alerts, focus on self care, make a list, try therapy, walk in the woods.

On January 20th, we entered the Twilight Zone.

We can thank Harry Reid for trying to govern in good faith. Yea it blew back in his face, but don’t blame the adults at the table.

They also updated Sally Yates profile, saying she’s a “goddamned American hero.”

No, it’s really worse. At least back then we could trust most of the conservative party to respect the law, and put nation over party.

I bet Trump wishes he also had the power to fire Bill O’Reilly now:

Dallas County has an elected lesbian Hispanic sheriff.

Are you talking about My Father the Hero? Because I loved that movie so much as a child but I look back on it and feel super weird about it...

Um, I know we’re all supposed to hate Katherine Heigl and all because she’s bad to work with or whatever, but she was right about Knocked Up.....just sayin’.

What an irritating way to speak. I know someone who begins every third sentence with, “To tell you the truth...” and I always want to scream, “That’s the default! You don’t need to announce when you’re not lying!"

HAHAHA. I wasn’t sure if this question was real or if it was just a boring troll or what. Meg Swan is the name of Parker Posey’s character in Best in Show. BUSTED! I am not Shannon Doherty. BUSTED AGAIN!

My husband once found googley eyes at work and brought them home. He placed them on everything in the refrigerator. It was very strange waking up at 6am and everything looking at me

I am actually Edith from Downton Abbey with googley eyes pasted on, so I am Very Concerned about this avatar scandal.

Her?

Yeah Meg!!! It’s not like anyone else uses an avatar around here or anything!!!! Just who are you Meg?!?!? I bet that’s not even your real name!!!!! The Internet people want to know!!!!

They just need someone to lend a helping hand.

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

Amber Heard’s divorce and domestic abuse against her soon-to-be ex-husband Johnny Depp has begun...