No goodbye I am done I can't

Please, Jughead is totally gay

Wouldn't it be fun to see all these characters act like real, flesh-and-blood teenagers for once as opposed to Casey Kasem cartoons?

And that's an extremely fun song to sing!

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VAN HALEN "RIGHT NOW"
VAN HALEN "PANAMA"
VAN HALEN "RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL"
ALL VAN HALEN AV UNDERCOVER 2014

Yo this is just like this episode of Even Stevens where Louis gets a job demonstrating mattresses for a mattress store, except Even Stevens was an entertaining show with an actual plot

Now that is an EXTREMELY porny theme song.