As it is usually the case with semi

Half man, half octogenarian

Revisionnyst history is the worst kind of history.

I missed the part where you punched him in the throat.

How did you become an Eagles fan?

I GOT THIS ONE!

He would confuse the shit out of my dad, since that is what he calls any shoes that aren’t leather “tennies.” Dad’s dementia wouldn’t help either, but the point is the same.

Post script: Even I want to punch myself after reading my half-assed Slack ranting assembled into a paragraph.

Far from a beauty. Very much a work in progress. It’s a ‘77 pre-facelift Jaguar XJ-S with a small block Chevy 350 swapped into it with a TH350 trans. Lots of rust, lots of wear and tear that I’m trying to mitigate. I have new floor pans to weld in and am currently fitting some more modern seats to replace the trashed…

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

Coldstone.

Thanks for this article. I’ve been working out pretty religiously since October, and I’ve lost 40 pounds. I’ve drastically changed my diet. I am 6'3" and weighed in at 239 this morning.

While it’s not exactly a thrilling car chase scene (a la Ronin), my money for best car chase scene is Way of the Gun. THAT’S how a car chase would more likely look

...why does it have side mirrors? So you can see the impending fuck-up and not be able to do anything about it?

all of us...... like, a buuuuuuuuuunch of us

What the hell are license plate covers for?

I love the name of the rocket.

I wonder if this will cause the President of Pacmanistan to ban yellow cars.

That is some Istan-bullshit.

The Flight Status Map is a critical tool in gauging how Fucked you will be if the plane has an emergency. It tells you where you are and exactly how frigid it is on the other side of that thin aluminum skin.