“Oh, ho-ho! Sling your stones, sir! They shall bounce off me like the palm of my hand on the buttery smooth backside of a frightened adolescent boy! I say, I wonder if the male denizens of black twitter would be open to receiving an invitation to dine...on my genitals! Oh, aren’t I a scamp? White power,…

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?