I joined a Bowie tribute band last year and got pretty choked up listening to Blackstar on the bus back in late Jan. Sadly I think I'm just numb to it at this stage.

"I'm sorry Mr Reeve, you've clearly drawn these coupons yourself. Also, they're expired."

I'm just going to hire Darkthrone to play. Two birds and all that,

That's on my family crest, written in grammatically incorrect Latin.

As much as I like this gimmick account, I honestly hope the owner doesn't actually have to trawl the Mail website for comments to repost. It doesn't seem worth it somehow.

I'm a way into mission 7 and I'm enjoying the game but it's not without it's faults. The Polygon review got it pretty much spot on for me with the criticisms of the guard AI but that extends to the non human enemies as well. The clockwork soldiers take what's wrong with the regular enemies detection and give them…

About 15 hours for me. Never was I so happy I abandoned by "play everything on PC where possible" mindset and got it on PS4 so I was able to part ex it for the new Deus Ex. I didn't hate it but I felt like I'd seen all the game had to offer and the repetition had gotten too much.

Damn, I didn't realise she died. I remember "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" coming out like it was yesterday. Damn you 2016!

He changes it from "shoot the windows" in German to "shoot the glass" in English for some reason. My flatmate pointed it out and called Gruber out on his sloppy translation, probably as he works as a German and Dutch translator for a living.

I've never had a proper grilled cheese sandwich but plenty of it's fancy pants French cousin, the croque monsieur so I'd say a little wholegrain mustard and mix up the cheese types, a decent cheddar with something like a slice of emmental or some gruyere.

Dear Gareth,

I finally got my girlfriend to watch The Thing this week. She's not into horror so it was a bit of a sell but I was pleased she enjoyed it. Apart from someone from AirBnB wandering in during the defibrillator scene and kind of ruining the impact, this was the scene I wanted to see her reaction to and it was worth it.…

Yes.

I can't recommend Room 237 to anyone other than the kinds of people who read conspiracy websites and believe every single thing on there. And I wouldn't recommend anything to them because our paths would never cross.

IMO, it's partially down to ditching the synths for the last couple of albums. There's nothing to break up the wall of guitars and I get a bit ear fatigued listening to them. There's also nothing that forces them to adjust their approach like "Suddenly It's a Folk Song" and "You Need Satan More Than He Needs You"…

If anyone is in the UK, Amazon has Goodnight Mommy HD for rent for 99p at the moment. I fully intend to take them up on this offer as it's the only one I've not seen off your list.

I know it's only anecdotal evidence but Aliens was one of my favourite films as a 12 year old and I never picked up of any of that. Though this was in the pre internet days where the only way to get porn was to go to the park and scour the hedges for magazines.

Stone Temple Pilots comes in cans now?

I hadn't played any until I got a PS3 a couple of years ago and then dived in with 1 and then the HD collection. The older games are clunky and have very obvious limitations, like it becoming pretty much pointless to carry on once the alarm has been raised and no quick way of reloading. Annoyances aside, I still had…

I couldn't get past the first proper mission in 1. Went back and played it years later and didn't even make it past the prologue where you're running away from the guys shooting at you when you're unarmed. I'm all for hard games but Mafia 1 was crazy.