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The Flailing Stick
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Oh now you’ve done it. You’ve got the theme to the 90s Maya the Bee cartoon stuck in my head. Damn you!

Baby’s probably a Trump supporter.

Just wait till they find the secret tribute to Jimmy Smits.

David Foster Wallace?

Yeah. This has absolutely nothing to do with Trump!

Lot’s of things from the early 90s are coming back in style. Ninjas. That gum you like.

Neo-Auckland

He’ll cast Maori actors instead.

Rhys Darby, obviously.

What about David Byrne’s True Stories? It’s like 60 Minutes on Acid!

Just wait till they make KINJA: The Movie.

Not Sir Mixalot?

But where can I find Clayton Purdom at his least hateable?

Also it’s from 2014.

Or there are folks like me who come to the realization that eating whole large pizzas by themselves was why they were getting fat and that they’d be perfectly fine with a medium.

To be fair, the phrase “totally destroy” doesn’t really mean much. Like when John Oliver “totally destroyed” Donald Trump’s wall plan.

Well, Donald Trump is still president.

Is she really that much worse than Clayton Purdom or Randall Colburn?

Are you suggesting the next bomb scare should involve Freakazoid?

Nah. I'm pretty sure it'll still be remembered as "the cartoon channel for stoners"