I used to have to travel to Sao Paulo frequently for my work, when I was with a large Fortune 500 company that had offices down there.

Swoopes missed most of her WNBA rookie season because she was pregnant. Which was fine, obviously. ‘Thing is, she didn’t tell anybody she was expecting until after she’d signed contracts, including her huge Nike endorsement, which resulted in the scrapping of an absurdly expensive marketing campaign. So there’s…

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.