I fiddled with Windows scheduler to have an alarm clock to wake me up every working day since my computer’s on all the time.

I needed to select which media file to play and I chose Bone Tomahawk. I don’t use it anymore but that crunching sound is there at the end of all my dreams before I wake up.

You guys have any idea what inmates will do to him once he’s in prison?

“This is wild. Like a new iPhone unveiling...”

No, it’s not wild like an iPhone unveiling. An iPhone unveiling is only as wild as knowing about who got pregnant or who got divorced. Nobody would care in a few months.

This is as wild as learning that the hyena is not a dog and its female’s clitoris hangs out of its body…

“So, wait, let me back up and talk about Half-Life, which is the third-greatest shooter of all time after Halo: Combat Evolved...”

Guys I found the console gamer.

It’s not the taste you’re primarily after with organic. It’s more about what you can’t taste in what’s not organically grown. That’s the stuff you should be worried about.

Wow. So knowing an Architect is now a basis for an article?

What you really need to get a hold of for airconditioning is a mechanical engineer with a specialization in airconditioning.

Air ducts are not going away. There are pros and cons to having centralized and per-room airconditioning.

The best way to understand why…

“Why aren’t you using the thing that everyone else uses? Be like us. Think like us. This is cool. To be part of the majority. Also, be unique.”

Goddamn Facebook iPhone generation. Masturbating to the latest product of the megacorporation but at the same time blogging about being different in your chosen archetypal role…

Japan’s population is going to hell with the current generation masturbating to pillows and cartoons.

They’re lucky the Islamic immigrants aren’t coming in to impregnate all the Japanese women. For once their racism saves them.

Meanwhile, Europeans are so bored of their centuries-old culture that they’re inviting other…

I think his sense of human anatomy and pockets freaked out the first time he held a pencil.

You wanna see a ridiculous territory claim?

He should have known that he’d end up with a resin honeycomb axe handle with pores the size of gummy bears.

What he should have done was just make the whole thing edible since none of it is going to work. Gummy bears suspended in clear candy solution and hardened with an axe blade made of candy as well.

I’ll tell you a secret.

http://www.esportsearnings.com/players

Just to give you an idea what area of the Philippines this is on, see this video.

If it’s that isolated, I would not be surprised something that size is left to grow unharvested for so long.

I’m just impressed by the durability of the disc brake rotors.

I imagine the new ones which are stainless steel skins wrapped around aluminium wouldn’t last as long.

I’m sorry but:

Would have = Would’ve

There is no “would of”.

Is this typical of Americans? Learning English phonetically?

How dare they sell plastic guns in a convention about people brandishing plastic guns!

First world problems have gone from memetastically funny to seriously broken from the inside. Your empires were forged from violence and being ashamed from that past has made people’s sensibilities lacking common sense.

Now your…

I’m just happy that the guy barking orders in-game gets equal risk of getting shot at.

I just hate the idea of backseat driver/gamers. The game was never designed to be like that and the addition of it brings no value to the game itself. Only to the teams who are getting an edge.

In-game coaches make things more easy.…

“The players love having coaches to take a little work off their plates so they can focus solely on the game.”

You must be thinking of Call of Duty or Halo. Counter-strike is all about the miniscule details leading to a tactical win. If you think what is solely the game is just clicking on moving images in front of…

To better understand what this means, I’ll just repeat what I said elsewhere.

Playing against another team with an in-game coach is like a 5 man team with walkie-talkies defending against Navy Seals while they stream live footage to their command center.

If those coaches wanted to be in the game so much, let them take…